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Ahmad Smeiry

7 Expressions Every Fresh Graduate Will Hear In Jordan

Your university graduation is one of the most important moments of your life. Aside from all the congratulations and well wishes, you’re bound to hear these comments in Jordan. Can you relate?

1. Where’s the graduation treat?

Graduation means a large knafeh for the family!

2. I didn’t forget your gift by the way!

But they will for months and years… until you completely forget about your graduation gift.

3. Who do you want to invite to your graduation party?

No need to go overboard, only 40 relatives from your mother’s side and 60 from your father’s side.

4. What’s your GPA?

This is where you change the subject to avoid hearing about how your cousin scored much higher than you did.

5. When are you getting married?

You’ve just graduated, you’re unemployed, and you don’t have any savings, but your family is already bugging you about marriage???

6. We need at least 5 years of experience

How am I supposed to gain experience when literally every job needs experience?

7. You have to treat us to knafeh with your first paycheck.

You’re expected to treat everyone you know to knafeh after your first paycheck and not vice versa!